Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.

i may or may not be watching all grown up on netflix.

i am 21 years old.

textsfrombennett:

Bennett the Salesman

There’s nothing sexier than a man in a suit.

the-unpopular-opinions:

I love books. I love reading. But just because I haven’t read as many classics as I have YA means I am not a true lover of books? I am a teenager and therefore teenage fiction appeals to me. When I am older I will read more classics, but for now I am content with YA. People have said that I don’t care about ‘true’ books because I like books like The Hunger Games. English happens to be my favourite subject, I want to take it to A-Levels, do a degree in it and then teach it. But of course, I don’t care about books or literature.

Talk to me

i’m not even a teenager and i prefer to read YA. i’m just not as entertained by other genres. i read for entertainment, not to be a prick about how my reading choices are better.

boys in fights: I hate you, man, fuck you.

girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.

Suddenly realising it’s June and you’ve wasted half a year accomplishing nothing of importance.

totally-relatable:

So many funny relatable posts in this blog!

When I lose a follower I don’t care about the number dropping. I care about the fact that someone felt the need to unfollow me. I’m always like; Did I do something wrong? Was I rude in any type of way? Did I insult them? It drives me insane.